ek chutkula...

There was this reasonably young man who had just two strands of hair remaining on his head. It was solely due to this that he thought he never ever could get a girlfriend; forget getting married. However, after a long wait he did get a loved one. The one he had waited all his life; or so he thought. For she, on the mention of marriage left him forever, stranded with no one but the two strands on his head. "If at all", he thought aloud, "if at all we had been married, she would have stayed back at least for the sake. And I wouldn't have had to face this loneliness all alone!"

Thinking so, he was reminded of his hair. Some call it childishness and some insanity; but to him what he decided to do wasn't inane. It was the heart that had gone berserk and not the brains. He decided to get the two strands married off; forever. So, they do not feel alone - ever! But as fate would have it, there was a lot of opposition and the wedding couldn't really happen...

Why?