The Prateep Series

Here's my very old PP-PJ (Prateep-Pradip PJ) I had made up in 2006. For some reason you've called it complex :)

Prateep returns from a long time onsite at London and his friend Pradip returns from a long time onsite at Frankfurt. They meet in office at Pune and after the initial hellos and oohs and aahs, things come to telephone numbers.
Prateep: Hey what's ur cell no.?
Pradip: 9899344712. What's yours? Have you bought a sim card?
Prateep: 9..9..5..4..4..1..5..6..7..2..
Pradip: Arey don't tell me your landline number! Give me yur cell no.!
Why does Pradip think Prateep is telling him his landline number?
Becoz, his number begins with '9 9' (nein nein) meaning 'no no' in the german language! :-))) So he thinks Prateep doesn't have a sim card.

Here's another one in the series - inspired by my same teammate + cubiclemate Prateep:

Prateep's teamies congratulate him on his TT victory. "Prateep, treat!!!!" they say. He calls them to B12 for the treat and serves everyone tea. He then sits down to drink tea, the others are puzzled.
"Prateep, let's have everything else - the other snacks also right now."
"Everything else? Hey there's only tea" Prateep says.
"Whatttt" quips Guru. "Just tea?"
"Of course - it's a T T treat...!:) "