Interesting Clients

Dan: And what work do you do in Infosys?
S: I taste.
Dan: Taste? or test?
S: Both.
Dan: both???? Since when did Infy start such tasting services?
S: Haven't you heard of Infy's testing services?
Dan: Oye, don't you tell me abt Infy's testing services : I know it just too well.
S: You still ask?
Dan: Tell me what account do you work for!
S: :-) Starbucks!
Dan: Aaah! :P
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GTM: ABC, please wait here, we'll call you in some time and tell you abt ur account.
ABC: Whattt! how do u know abt my bank account??!
GTM: Silly, account meaning we'll tell you what client you'll work for.
ABC: Oh ok. I'll wait in B8.
After some time this GTM calls ABC and..
GTM: ABC, you are being allowed to choose your account. Which one do you want?
ABC has a hearing problem. He doesn't understand what the GTM says. He thinks he is being asked, whr was he sitting. He replies-
ABC: 8 na? B8.
Our GTM too doesn't hear it very clearly.
GTM: Aetna be it? ok.. Aetna be it!
:-)) ABC begins work with Aetna.

The original Baniya series

The inspiration was a baniya :)

1. You want to ask a small rabbit to come near you.. what will you say? (in marathi) (clue: imagine that you are a kid that watches all cartoons on TV, what will you say then?)
A: Bunny ya, baniya,....

2. What will a trader of corriander be called in Hindi?
A: Dhaniya-baniya

3. What does a baniya wear?
A: Baniyan

4. What does a baniya eat for breakfast?
A: Buns

5. What pets does a baniya have?
A: Bunnys

The above 5 made others add more to the series, especially Shirish. Do plz collate all and post them!

The Prateep Series

Here's my very old PP-PJ (Prateep-Pradip PJ) I had made up in 2006. For some reason you've called it complex :)

Prateep returns from a long time onsite at London and his friend Pradip returns from a long time onsite at Frankfurt. They meet in office at Pune and after the initial hellos and oohs and aahs, things come to telephone numbers.
Prateep: Hey what's ur cell no.?
Pradip: 9899344712. What's yours? Have you bought a sim card?
Prateep: 9..9..5..4..4..1..5..6..7..2..
Pradip: Arey don't tell me your landline number! Give me yur cell no.!
Why does Pradip think Prateep is telling him his landline number?
Becoz, his number begins with '9 9' (nein nein) meaning 'no no' in the german language! :-))) So he thinks Prateep doesn't have a sim card.

Here's another one in the series - inspired by my same teammate + cubiclemate Prateep:

Prateep's teamies congratulate him on his TT victory. "Prateep, treat!!!!" they say. He calls them to B12 for the treat and serves everyone tea. He then sits down to drink tea, the others are puzzled.
"Prateep, let's have everything else - the other snacks also right now."
"Everything else? Hey there's only tea" Prateep says.
"Whatttt" quips Guru. "Just tea?"
"Of course - it's a T T treat...!:) "

HB NARASIMHAN!

Narsi! Our friend who initiated this genre of PJs and inspired us to follow in his footsteps.. It is his bday today (still his bday in the US now..)
HAPpY BiRThDAy NArSI!

The Texas Series

Reku goes to Texas and alights from the airplane. She hears something.. Someone gasping for air.. Breathing heavily.. She gets frightened... O who might it be!!!!
Uttam: "It's me Reks.. It's me u r hearing.."
Reks: "But are u suffocating or something? Is someone smothering u?"
Uttam: "No! I'm just breathing.."
Reks: "This hard?"
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Uttam: "They said Texas... Take saans..."
:-)
Arun, do post your Texas PJ!

there was this actress who was fed up with her job.
For security reasons we cant' disclose her name!
So she decided to join a detective agency on fine day.
Her boss - Tingya Teli (known as TT in this part of world) gave her a surveillance assignment.

So there she went in search of a deadly don - mamu khopdi. She soon found him near a restaurant and went in. But mamu was not so mamu after all. He took a shaarp turn and aimed the revolver at the actress.
An assistant of TT saw this - he was on a similar assignment in same hotel. But he could not scream the actress's name as it would give her away....
so the High IQ'd assistant yelled a biscuit's name several times...
The actress looked back .. and the bullet just brushed her 56783th hair....

Q: what was the actress's name and what is the name of the Biscuit??

A: Reema Lagu ....
the asstiant yelled ... "Marie" .. several times....

Amen