From the other side.. of the..

DMS: 'they all fell silent'
DMS: 'they all shut up'
DG: they -> ??
DMS: ~next two lines still in the press~
DMS: they = v1 n v2
DMS: so DG..
DG: in that case, 'all' should not be used
DMS: arey u r from a restricted side of the firewall
DMS: they includes more
DMS: but can't tell u ;)
DMS: just displaying the total size by saying 'they'...

Work is Mad

From elementary physics, we know:

Work (W) = Force (F) x Displacement (D)

thus, W = F.D --- (1)

Now, Force (F) = Mass (M) x Acceleration (A)

thus, F = M.A --- (2)

Replacing (2) in (1),

W = MAD …. thus proved

YweNited NayShuns

Q. If Kofi Annan were Tamilian,what would his name be?
A. Coffee Anna.

during a chat with Cute Craig!

Q - What would you call Mary if you ran a flowers nursery?
A - Christanthemum!

Shetty and Nadu !

1.
Shetty: "Abey $%$%# jaa na, ek chai le ke aa neeche ja ke ... chal "
(nadu enters the room)
nadu: "kya bola bey ?"
Shetty: "mai .. leke aata hoo na .. aap kay ko takleef !"

2.
Shetty: "itna bhi nai aata tere ko ... hatt .. aur 1 mahine mein Guitar seekhne aate hai!"
(nadu enters the room)

Nadu: "Shetty, mere ko 3 ghante mein guitar seekhne ka hai .. jaldi kar, time nai hai mere pass"
Shetty:"3 Ghanta ? arre mein toh 2 minute mein seekha doonga.. baith na yaar!"

3.
Shetty: "arre kahe ke hero ... star hoga apne ghar ka hoga ...
Shahrukh khan .. shakal se bevda lagta hai .. smoker saala"
Someone:" and .. Aamir .. uska kya, Shetty ?"
Shetty: "Abey Aamir toh aise hi .. choclate hero .. nakli
Asli mard ek hi hai .. Salmaan !1 haan .. yaad rakho ..."
(nadu enters the room)
Nadu: "Salmaan ... kya baatein ho rahi thi idher ?"
Shetty: . "Salmaan .. naam suna hua hai .. err . kaun hai yeh ?"

Fantasy ends !!!