From the other side.. of the..

DMS: 'they all fell silent'
DMS: 'they all shut up'
DG: they -> ??
DMS: ~next two lines still in the press~
DMS: they = v1 n v2
DMS: so DG..
DG: in that case, 'all' should not be used
DMS: arey u r from a restricted side of the firewall
DMS: they includes more
DMS: but can't tell u ;)
DMS: just displaying the total size by saying 'they'...

Work is Mad

From elementary physics, we know:

Work (W) = Force (F) x Displacement (D)

thus, W = F.D --- (1)

Now, Force (F) = Mass (M) x Acceleration (A)

thus, F = M.A --- (2)

Replacing (2) in (1),

W = MAD …. thus proved

YweNited NayShuns

Q. If Kofi Annan were Tamilian,what would his name be?
A. Coffee Anna.

during a chat with Cute Craig!

Q - What would you call Mary if you ran a flowers nursery?
A - Christanthemum!

Shetty and Nadu !

1.
Shetty: "Abey $%$%# jaa na, ek chai le ke aa neeche ja ke ... chal "
(nadu enters the room)
nadu: "kya bola bey ?"
Shetty: "mai .. leke aata hoo na .. aap kay ko takleef !"

2.
Shetty: "itna bhi nai aata tere ko ... hatt .. aur 1 mahine mein Guitar seekhne aate hai!"
(nadu enters the room)

Nadu: "Shetty, mere ko 3 ghante mein guitar seekhne ka hai .. jaldi kar, time nai hai mere pass"
Shetty:"3 Ghanta ? arre mein toh 2 minute mein seekha doonga.. baith na yaar!"

3.
Shetty: "arre kahe ke hero ... star hoga apne ghar ka hoga ...
Shahrukh khan .. shakal se bevda lagta hai .. smoker saala"
Someone:" and .. Aamir .. uska kya, Shetty ?"
Shetty: "Abey Aamir toh aise hi .. choclate hero .. nakli
Asli mard ek hi hai .. Salmaan !1 haan .. yaad rakho ..."
(nadu enters the room)
Nadu: "Salmaan ... kya baatein ho rahi thi idher ?"
Shetty: . "Salmaan .. naam suna hua hai .. err . kaun hai yeh ?"

Fantasy ends !!!

Wishes sir!

It is the birthday today of one of the contributors to this blog.. Actions and intentions may not agree, he says.. so we will be assuming that ..

....Sorry, I have forgotten during the course of the day, what is it we should be assuming! But we will never forget, and strive to remember is: Collectively, we are all One, Good will triumph and reign! Evil is just filling its ghadas of paap.. (jars of sin)

Do enjoy the day Mr. Bean!

Call the obituarist plz!

This blog is almost dead owing to a major lack of interest among the members and an even major lack of readers!

It seems it will be revived only upon demand, and that seems highly unlikely, so I might as well begin calling the undertaker and order the coffin.

Cough, sneeze!!!! Pinging Jays is a-coughin...!

Interesting Clients

Dan: And what work do you do in Infosys?
S: I taste.
Dan: Taste? or test?
S: Both.
Dan: both???? Since when did Infy start such tasting services?
S: Haven't you heard of Infy's testing services?
Dan: Oye, don't you tell me abt Infy's testing services : I know it just too well.
S: You still ask?
Dan: Tell me what account do you work for!
S: :-) Starbucks!
Dan: Aaah! :P
:-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-:
GTM: ABC, please wait here, we'll call you in some time and tell you abt ur account.
ABC: Whattt! how do u know abt my bank account??!
GTM: Silly, account meaning we'll tell you what client you'll work for.
ABC: Oh ok. I'll wait in B8.
After some time this GTM calls ABC and..
GTM: ABC, you are being allowed to choose your account. Which one do you want?
ABC has a hearing problem. He doesn't understand what the GTM says. He thinks he is being asked, whr was he sitting. He replies-
ABC: 8 na? B8.
Our GTM too doesn't hear it very clearly.
GTM: Aetna be it? ok.. Aetna be it!
:-)) ABC begins work with Aetna.

The original Baniya series

The inspiration was a baniya :)

1. You want to ask a small rabbit to come near you.. what will you say? (in marathi) (clue: imagine that you are a kid that watches all cartoons on TV, what will you say then?)
A: Bunny ya, baniya,....

2. What will a trader of corriander be called in Hindi?
A: Dhaniya-baniya

3. What does a baniya wear?
A: Baniyan

4. What does a baniya eat for breakfast?
A: Buns

5. What pets does a baniya have?
A: Bunnys

The above 5 made others add more to the series, especially Shirish. Do plz collate all and post them!

The Prateep Series

Here's my very old PP-PJ (Prateep-Pradip PJ) I had made up in 2006. For some reason you've called it complex :)

Prateep returns from a long time onsite at London and his friend Pradip returns from a long time onsite at Frankfurt. They meet in office at Pune and after the initial hellos and oohs and aahs, things come to telephone numbers.
Prateep: Hey what's ur cell no.?
Pradip: 9899344712. What's yours? Have you bought a sim card?
Prateep: 9..9..5..4..4..1..5..6..7..2..
Pradip: Arey don't tell me your landline number! Give me yur cell no.!
Why does Pradip think Prateep is telling him his landline number?
Becoz, his number begins with '9 9' (nein nein) meaning 'no no' in the german language! :-))) So he thinks Prateep doesn't have a sim card.

Here's another one in the series - inspired by my same teammate + cubiclemate Prateep:

Prateep's teamies congratulate him on his TT victory. "Prateep, treat!!!!" they say. He calls them to B12 for the treat and serves everyone tea. He then sits down to drink tea, the others are puzzled.
"Prateep, let's have everything else - the other snacks also right now."
"Everything else? Hey there's only tea" Prateep says.
"Whatttt" quips Guru. "Just tea?"
"Of course - it's a T T treat...!:) "