Thursday, 2 June 2011
Those days Jerry used to work as a part time IT guy, part time news reporter and all time guitarist.. He promptly sent his boss at the news paper this report - 'Slash escapes from prison!'
Why did he do so?
\ is an escape char! :)
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
DMS: 'they all shut up'
DG: they -> ??
DMS: ~next two lines still in the press~
DMS: they = v1 n v2
DMS: so DG..
DG: in that case, 'all' should not be used
DMS: arey u r from a restricted side of the firewall
DMS: they includes more
DMS: but can't tell u ;)
DMS: just displaying the total size by saying 'they'...
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Saturday, 28 March 2009
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Shetty: "Abey $%$%# jaa na, ek chai le ke aa neeche ja ke ... chal "
nadu: "kya bola bey ?"
Shetty: "mai .. leke aata hoo na .. aap kay ko takleef !"
Shetty: "itna bhi nai aata tere ko ... hatt .. aur 1 mahine mein Guitar seekhne aate hai!"
Nadu: "Shetty, mere ko 3 ghante mein guitar seekhne ka hai .. jaldi kar, time nai hai mere pass"
Shetty:"3 Ghanta ? arre mein toh 2 minute mein seekha doonga.. baith na yaar!"
Shetty: "arre kahe ke hero ... star hoga apne ghar ka hoga ...
Shahrukh khan .. shakal se bevda lagta hai .. smoker saala"
Someone:" and .. Aamir .. uska kya, Shetty ?"
Shetty: "Abey Aamir toh aise hi .. choclate hero .. nakli
Asli mard ek hi hai .. Salmaan !1 haan .. yaad rakho ..."
Nadu: "Salmaan ... kya baatein ho rahi thi idher ?"
Shetty: . "Salmaan .. naam suna hua hai .. err . kaun hai yeh ?"
Fantasy ends !!!
Friday, 28 November 2008
It is the birthday today of one of the contributors to this blog.. Actions and intentions may not agree, he says.. so we will be assuming that ..
....Sorry, I have forgotten during the course of the day, what is it we should be assuming! But we will never forget, and strive to remember is: Collectively, we are all One, Good will triumph and reign! Evil is just filling its ghadas of paap.. (jars of sin)
Do enjoy the day Mr. Bean!
Saturday, 22 November 2008
This blog is almost dead owing to a major lack of interest among the members and an even major lack of readers!
It seems it will be revived only upon demand, and that seems highly unlikely, so I might as well begin calling the undertaker and order the coffin.
Cough, sneeze!!!! Pinging Jays is a-coughin...!
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
S: I taste.
Dan: Taste? or test?
Dan: both???? Since when did Infy start such tasting services?
S: Haven't you heard of Infy's testing services?
Dan: Oye, don't you tell me abt Infy's testing services : I know it just too well.
S: You still ask?
Dan: Tell me what account do you work for!
S: :-) Starbucks!
Dan: Aaah! :P
GTM: ABC, please wait here, we'll call you in some time and tell you abt ur account.
ABC: Whattt! how do u know abt my bank account??!
GTM: Silly, account meaning we'll tell you what client you'll work for.
ABC: Oh ok. I'll wait in B8.
After some time this GTM calls ABC and..
GTM: ABC, you are being allowed to choose your account. Which one do you want?
ABC has a hearing problem. He doesn't understand what the GTM says. He thinks he is being asked, whr was he sitting. He replies-
ABC: 8 na? B8.
Our GTM too doesn't hear it very clearly.
GTM: Aetna be it? ok.. Aetna be it!
:-)) ABC begins work with Aetna.
Thursday, 17 July 2008
The inspiration was a baniya :)
1. You want to ask a small rabbit to come near you.. what will you say? (in marathi) (clue: imagine that you are a kid that watches all cartoons on TV, what will you say then?)
A: Bunny ya, baniya,....
2. What will a trader of corriander be called in Hindi?
3. What does a baniya wear?
4. What does a baniya eat for breakfast?
5. What pets does a baniya have?
The above 5 made others add more to the series, especially Shirish. Do plz collate all and post them!