Thursday 5 March 2009

Shetty and Nadu !

1.
Shetty: "Abey $%$%# jaa na, ek chai le ke aa neeche ja ke ... chal "
(nadu enters the room)
nadu: "kya bola bey ?"
Shetty: "mai .. leke aata hoo na .. aap kay ko takleef !"

2.
Shetty: "itna bhi nai aata tere ko ... hatt .. aur 1 mahine mein Guitar seekhne aate hai!"
(nadu enters the room)

Nadu: "Shetty, mere ko 3 ghante mein guitar seekhne ka hai .. jaldi kar, time nai hai mere pass"
Shetty:"3 Ghanta ? arre mein toh 2 minute mein seekha doonga.. baith na yaar!"

3.
Shetty: "arre kahe ke hero ... star hoga apne ghar ka hoga ...
Shahrukh khan .. shakal se bevda lagta hai .. smoker saala"
Someone:" and .. Aamir .. uska kya, Shetty ?"
Shetty: "Abey Aamir toh aise hi .. choclate hero .. nakli
Asli mard ek hi hai .. Salmaan !1 haan .. yaad rakho ..."
(nadu enters the room)
Nadu: "Salmaan ... kya baatein ho rahi thi idher ?"
Shetty: . "Salmaan .. naam suna hua hai .. err . kaun hai yeh ?"

Fantasy ends !!!

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